they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
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