i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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