He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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