please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
Randomize