is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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