what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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