i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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