she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
im having a threesome with these popsicles
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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