You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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