There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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