WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Can you repeat that, but with context?
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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