my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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