i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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