Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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