But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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