If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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