Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
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