this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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