I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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