just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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