that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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