hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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