I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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