if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
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