I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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