Can Purell be used as lube?
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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