Whod you bang
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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