So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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