this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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