guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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