Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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