at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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