Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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