My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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