I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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