its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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