your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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