new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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