let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Someone came in the potted fern
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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