i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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