plz talk dirty to me
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
Randomize
