yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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