And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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