i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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