I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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