Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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