okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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