Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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