we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I still have a little drunk in my system
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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