Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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