Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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