I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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