i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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