He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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