I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
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