There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I don't think brook has ever known best
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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