Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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